23 September 2008

A Few Hurricane Lessons

**Remove all Blockbuster DVD rentals from your player before the power goes out.

**Owning an electric chainsaw makes you a wuss.

**While staying at a friend's house, your four year old will clog the toilet with too much toilet paper.

**Five pounds is a reasonable amount of weight to gain, right?

**A neighborhood full of rotten food trash from hot refrigerators is stinky.

**Text messaging is awesome.

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